[All or Nothing]

(09-19-2013 08:13 PM)JackDavey Wrote:  

I think this could be a good thing, but it surprises the hell out of me. Contrast with Arizona, where if I'm caught pissing in the desert by a Forest Service ranger who had to hike three miles to see me do it, I could become a registered sex offender. (I'm exaggerating slightly, but not much. Meanwhile females in Arizona are ALWAYS charged with disorderly conduct for public nudity/public sex, AFAIK.)

Jack, I find your dislike of the fine state of Arizona unsettling. I have lived here my whole life, and I couldn't find a state that better represents America.

List of reasons why Arizona is the most American state in America:
-Mass immigration from outside countries into Arizona.
-Backlash towards mass immigration.
-Guns laws are so loose, it is almost as if guns are completely unregulated.
-Old people.
-Desert and forest, all in the same state.
-Californians living here, who drive like they still live in LA, and they incessantly talk about how much better California is (why they moved to Arizona, I do not know).
-Puritanism is on full blast.
-Insanely wealthy people who insulate themselves from the "commoners".
-The list goes on and on.

When you add it all together, you get: