0 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be Single.
09-18-2013, 10:27 PM
Quote: (09-18-2013 08:12 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:
Quote: (09-18-2013 05:29 PM)aphelion Wrote:
Quote: (09-18-2013 04:08 PM)MrXY Wrote:
Still would pump and dump after a few beers though
And I'm sure I wouldn't be the first.... or the thirtieth....
Agreed. She's probably a freak in the sack.
I say that with all due respect.
Obvious you guys didn't read the article:
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I could march around like every other single thirty-something woman and attempt to live on the campaign, I am just investing in me and focusing on my work right now. But I know that is bullshit. If you so much as offer to carry my groceries for me let alone fuck me until I see god, I’m going to want to shack up with you.
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I’ve got my bridle and saddle ready boys. Just let me know which one of you lucky fellers is going to let me ride you into the sunset. Yee-haw bitches!
But for real, for a good time call….
Guilty.
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"