It makes sense that fat girls love these races. It offers them a way to show their friends on social media that they do more than just eat sugary foods while watching reality tv. Because the distances are short, however, they don't need to train for months in advance and actually get in good shape (although plenty of unfit people do triathlons or marathons). In all likelihood, this is the most physical exertion the chunky bitches do that year. And they do it only once, in a stupid costume, with all of their cunty, equally lard-assed friends. Then they document it well for the world to see.
From this, their circle can infer that these fatties are living healthy, active lives and that their flabbiness is not due to their indolence, but rather that it's the fault of genetics and beyond their control.
From this, their circle can infer that these fatties are living healthy, active lives and that their flabbiness is not due to their indolence, but rather that it's the fault of genetics and beyond their control.