Fat chicks love to give drunk guys blowjobs. I can't count the number of times I've seen a friend, some random guy at a bar, or unfortunately myself once or twice, who is shitfaced beyond believe and being clawed all over by some fat chick. We should make some PSA's about that.
"Obese women, just because he's drunk, doesn't mean you can suck on his junk."
"Obese women, just because he's drunk, doesn't mean you can suck on his junk."