The ostrich be all like:
"Really? You're not going to eat that? Are you sure? There is obviously something wrong with it, maybe poison..?"
The other ostrich don't want nothing to do with whale scraps and is all naaah f*** that sh*t, knaw'm'sayin?
Edit: also: "When I met my husband, I was the thinnest I'd ever been in my adult life. At 5'2" and 160lbs"
Oh god my ribs hurt, she needs to check out the dictionary for te definition of thin
"Really? You're not going to eat that? Are you sure? There is obviously something wrong with it, maybe poison..?"
The other ostrich don't want nothing to do with whale scraps and is all naaah f*** that sh*t, knaw'm'sayin?
Edit: also: "When I met my husband, I was the thinnest I'd ever been in my adult life. At 5'2" and 160lbs"
Oh god my ribs hurt, she needs to check out the dictionary for te definition of thin