[Moma]

One thang i was messing with used to squirt a lot. I was hammering her on the second night doggy style (we began our physicals on the first night of linkage) and then she said "Ooh baby, I'm gonna squirt!"
I thought to myself, Rubbish, women tell all sorts of lies to see if they can arouse the man so I carried on pounding and then suddenly she was squirting all over my leg, belly etc..
I was in such dismay, I fell out of her, limp.

I had to wash my sheets naturally but you guys are right, it didn't smell pissy..