[thatGuy]

(01-31-2013 09:59 AM)Soma Wrote:  

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12. Must have an actual career. Cannot be an aspiring writer/chef/artist/whatever. If he says he’s a doctor, he needs to produce actual ID on the spot. I can’t go through another date like the one with John, the fake orthopedic surgeon.

That man deserves at least a sitcom episode.

(01-31-2013 10:14 AM)Menace Wrote:  

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4. Not short. Between 5-foot-10 and 6-foot-2. Any shorter and I won’t be able to wear heels. Any taller and we won’t be able to snuggle in bed.

4. Not fat. Between 95 lbs and 110 lbs. Any lighter and I'd break her. Any heavier and I won't be aroused.

She goes there

(01-31-2013 09:59 AM)Soma Wrote:  

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52. Must weigh at least 20 pounds more than me at all times, whatever I happen to weigh at that moment.

You just need to adjust and voila, problem solved.