Someone on my facebook just put this as their status:
"Anyone know where I can buy a large amount of baking soda in [city]?"
"Anyone know where I can buy a large amount of baking soda in [city]?"
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?