I would marry Oprah tomorrow. Why? A billion and a half dollars. LIQUID! I would wife any broad with millions in the bank. I've done enough stupid/ self effacing dumb shit for love in my youth, but I would only marry for MONEY. Her money. 44 years young in August, no kids, and my shit is my shit. I don't have to check in or consult with anyone. All of my friends that are married (more than 5 years) with kids envy me, and wish they had followed my lead. Do I have a "girlfriend"? Yep. Do I get other pussy? Yep. If we broke up will it devastate me emotionally, and financially? Nope. I'm a free man in a land of slaves, and vassals.
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine