A lot of talking about eating around the 1 minute mark. Stop eating bitch.
Speaking of pissing in hallways, one my girls had a toilet that wouldn't flush and I had been there all night... I had to go so bad that by the time I left there was no choice but to piss somewhere. I chose the stairwell - this wasn't one of those quick ones it was one of those Austin powers 3 minute long shake your right leg nine times marathon waterfall pisses. Couldn't help but laugh the whole time... it musta dripped all the way down. Needless to say I bolted the fuck out of there as soon as I heard someone coming.
Speaking of pissing in hallways, one my girls had a toilet that wouldn't flush and I had been there all night... I had to go so bad that by the time I left there was no choice but to piss somewhere. I chose the stairwell - this wasn't one of those quick ones it was one of those Austin powers 3 minute long shake your right leg nine times marathon waterfall pisses. Couldn't help but laugh the whole time... it musta dripped all the way down. Needless to say I bolted the fuck out of there as soon as I heard someone coming.
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