Quote: (10-23-2011 02:42 AM)ArtfulDodger Wrote:
"Hey, you look like you go to [name of college]. My [friend/sibling/relative] is thinking of going there. How are you finding it?"
Proceed as normal with elderly chat under the pretense that you need advice for your friend.
If you're still in college (which I'm not), obviously you'll have little need for an opener like this because you'll be running into college lizards all the time for normal non-contrived reasons. Lucky bastid.
... and then what?
You're the creepy older guy trespassing on their campus.
If you look young enough just pretend you're a student.
Or say you're there to meet a friend but got lost - ask for directions and take it from there Paul Janka style.