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The POF Catfish Situation - Dozer0927 - 04-05-2015

Gentleman I have a story to tell and Im asking for feed back on how others would have handled this situation.

I'm no stranger to Plenty of Fish and I've had a pretty decent success rate for random hook ups in and around my city. Well one day while looking through the endless photos of desperate, attention craving women that are on that site, I found Jesse. 22 Years old, blond hair, Blue eyes, 5 feet tall and fit. Pretty much my favorite type to meet up with for some fun. After talking to her for about a week she decides its time to meet up face to face.

So saturday rolls around and i hop in the car, bag packed for the weekend, eager and ready to get some ass and enjoy myself. I arrive at her place around 1 pm in the afternoon and park in the parking garage. Grab all my stuff and wait for her to come down. And here is where things get bad. This bitch cast a shadow bigger than the parking garage and was as wide as she was tall. It put me into a state of complete shock.

After greeting her we go up to her apartment and sit on the couch. I should have just ran as soon as i saw her but for the sake of trying to save some semblance of being a "nice guy" i tried my best to not be awkward. I texted my brother looking for an escape plan to which he was busy and couldn't help. Then it happened. I became the asshole i should have been at the start. Since i didn't run right away i was going to make damn sure free willy didn't want me around.

As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior. I pulled up the men are better than women web site and played "dick in your ear" about how women don't own rape, then read the top 10 reasons men are better than women making sure to look her right in the eyes when the article calls women fat pigs. Knowing that she didn't like guns i made sure to pull out the fully loaded gun i had brought with me in my bag. She let her cat into the apartment and as it ran over to me i kicked it right in the head causing her to flinch in horror. Anything i could think of to have this bitch ask me to leave i did.

And it worked perfectly! she was so disgusted she told me to leave and that she needed to "work out" to which i could no longer contain my laughter and i left. Laughing all the way to my car replaying the events in my head.

So thats my catfish story. I'm wondering what others here would have done if put in this situation. I will attach some pictures of what i was expecting and i snapped a picture of this bitch without her knowing so you can see the wildebeest i actually met. She's still on POF and she's posted even more pictures of her from when she was thin and i feel bad for any poor bastard that falls for her bullshit like i did.

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The POF Catfish Situation - philosophical_recovery - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 07:17 PM)Dozer0927 Wrote:  

As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior. I pulled up the men are better than women web site and played "dick in your ear" about how women don't own rape, then read the top 10 reasons men are better than women making sure to look her right in the eyes when the article calls women fat pigs. Knowing that she didn't like guns i made sure to pull out the fully loaded gun i had brought with me in my bag. She let her cat into the apartment and as it ran over to me i kicked it right in the head causing her to flinch in horror. Anything i could think of to have this bitch ask me to leave i did.

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The POF Catfish Situation - RedPillUK - 04-05-2015

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The POF Catfish Situation - Windom Earle - 04-05-2015

Hi Little Dark

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The POF Catfish Situation - Veloce - 04-05-2015

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The POF Catfish Situation - LINUX - 04-05-2015

well, at least one pussy got some action:

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The POF Catfish Situation - aSimpNamedBrokeback - 04-05-2015



Female dark triad; fat, smokes, and drinks tall boys.

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The POF Catfish Situation - Dr. Howard - 04-05-2015

This story is so little dark...any lesser man would have been like "well, I'd already put the time into going over to her place so I banged her, left abruptly, showered vigorously and pretended like it never happened"

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The POF Catfish Situation - GyopoPlayboy - 04-05-2015

this thread IS going in the direction I had hoped for...

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The POF Catfish Situation - Aphex - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 07:17 PM)Dozer0927 Wrote:  

As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior.

Thanks for the new sig.

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The POF Catfish Situation - Barron - 04-05-2015

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Then it happened.

You rushed the transition and it made your attempt less enjoyable. However I appreciate the effort that went into the post.

6/10 troll for me

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The POF Catfish Situation - Comte De St. Germain - 04-05-2015

Honestly I don't think it's a troll yet as he provided pictures but rather I see it as the epitome of the type of person I would never hang with or associate with due to their social awkwardness as well as dependence on online game to compensate.

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The POF Catfish Situation - Old Fritz - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 07:17 PM)Dozer0927 Wrote:  

i hop in the car, bag packed for the weekend, eager and ready to get some ass and enjoy myself.

I This bitch cast a shadow bigger than the parking garage and was as wide as she was tall. It put me into a state of complete shock.
Since i didn't run right away i was going to make damn sure free willy didn't want me around.

As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior.

making sure to look her right in the eyes when the article calls women fat pigs. She let her cat into the apartment and as it ran over to me i kicked it right in the head causing her to flinch in horror. Anything i could think of to have this bitch ask me to leave i did.

t" to which i could no longer contain my laughter and i left.

. I will attach some pictures of what i was expecting and i snapped a picture of this bitch without her knowing so you can see the wildebeest i actually met.

and i feel bad for any poor bastard that falls for her bullshit like i did.

Look carefully at what I put in bold.

Holy shit... you really do sound like you could be Little Dark.. LOL

Be honest, are you him? You're actually missed by several people on this forum.

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The POF Catfish Situation - Dozer0927 - 04-05-2015

Im not trolling..... And im not little dark..... This is really a true story and how things played out ..... Im not socially awkward and i don't rely on dating sites for compensation..... Im just a guy with an interesting story I wanted to share

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The POF Catfish Situation - Wahawahwah - 04-05-2015

I think Little Dark was English or Irish.

This guy has the american flag next to his name.

Also from Little Dark to Dozer0927 ??

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The POF Catfish Situation - Texas_Tryhard - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 08:58 PM)Dozer0927 Wrote:  

Im not trolling..... And im not little dark..... This is really a true story and how things played out ..... Im not socially awkward and u don't rely on dating sites for compensation..... Im just a guy with an interesting story I wanted to share

5/10 troll.

I don't know where all the comparisons to Little Dark are coming from. This is a bog-standard "I treat women like shit and abuse animals" troll. It's only reason for being here is so that Jizzabelle feminists can link his post and go 'look at these abusive misogynist shitlords, insulting women and KICKING FUCKING KITTENS'. It's blatantly a woman, as to a tumblerina cats are sacred.

Little Dark existed as pure Apex Alpha energy, a particle which will hopefully be reincarnated by the repurposed CERN that just became active again today.

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The POF Catfish Situation - Dozer0927 - 04-05-2015

Umm not a woman and I only kicked her cat as a additive to my plan to gtfo of her apartment and back on the road home

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The POF Catfish Situation - philosophical_recovery - 04-05-2015

It reminds me of this guy:

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Her: So how many girls have u slept with ?
Me: I'm a virgin
Her: Shut up ! come on seriously
me: More than i can count
Her: See i never would have guessed that ...
me: well. I'm dark triad .... That means I'm a Machiavellian narcissit Psychopath ! how does that make u feel
her: ( deer in headlights look) i dont know
me: women are attracted to Dark triad Alpha males who treat em like shit
her: I actually taught u were a nice guy

Earlier on the date i could smell her pussy get moist . Later when i dropped her off i couldn't even get a peck on the lips. I just hug closed her

Do you guys think i was being too Alpha ? If so, what would the right medium between Alpha and beta ?

kiev1691

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The POF Catfish Situation - Texas_Tryhard - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 09:09 PM)Dozer0927 Wrote:  

Umm not a woman and I only kicked her cat as a additive to my plan to gtfo of her apartment and back on the road home

Yeah bro, and I bet you totally went out that night and got some pussy by getting a girl totally drunk and taking advantage of her, right? After first impressing her by insulting someone from the LGBTQ community, and showing off your steroid-injection scars?

If you try to squeeze into any more stereotypes you're going to run out of air, there, Houdini.

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The POF Catfish Situation - philosophical_recovery - 04-05-2015

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The POF Catfish Situation - Dozer0927 - 04-05-2015

No im not a thirsty ass beta who feels it important enough to be a try hard to get laid

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The POF Catfish Situation - Aliblahba - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 09:09 PM)Dozer0927 Wrote:  

Umm not a woman and I only kicked her cat as a additive to my plan to gtfo of her apartment and back on the road home

We understand you anger little one, but you kicked the wrong pussy. Try again.

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The POF Catfish Situation - MY DETROIT PLAYAS - 04-05-2015

Where is that 50 Cent meme when I need it...

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The POF Catfish Situation - Paracelsus - 04-05-2015

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The POF Catfish Situation - Coldfire - 04-05-2015

Quote: (04-05-2015 09:30 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  

Where is that 50 Cent meme when I need it...

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