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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Anyone have any good tricks for getting them out of things like sheets and wall to wall carpeting?

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Removing cum stains - RexImperator - 12-02-2013

An enzyme-based cleaner might help with the proteins.

Have you ever turned on a blacklight to check how clean the place actually is? You might be missing more than you think...

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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 10:49 AM)RexImperator Wrote:  

An enzyme-based cleaner might help with the proteins.

Have you ever turned on a blacklight to check how clean the place actually is? You might be missing more than you think...

uhh.. there are places in my house where it's been building up for years.

Starting to look like frosting by the floor of my computer.

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Removing cum stains - Aliblahba - 12-02-2013







Is this thread necessary?

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Removing cum stains - Justice Beaver - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 11:11 AM)soup Wrote:  

Quote: (12-02-2013 10:49 AM)RexImperator Wrote:  

An enzyme-based cleaner might help with the proteins.

Have you ever turned on a blacklight to check how clean the place actually is? You might be missing more than you think...

uhh.. there are places in my house where it's been building up for years.

Starting to look like frosting by the floor of my computer.

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Removing cum stains - Kickb - 12-02-2013

Heat up some grapeseed oil and pour It on the spots. Let it sink in for five minutes then vacuum it up.

The grapeseed oil acts as a conduit and turns your splooge into a hard rock salt like substance.

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Removing cum stains - Virtus - 12-02-2013

You guys should just get a cumbox for all that stuff...

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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 11:23 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Heat up some grapeseed oil and pour It on the spots. Let it sink in for five minutes then vacuum it up.

The grapeseed oil acts as a conduit and turns your splooge into a hard rock salt like substance.

Yeah, but this stuff's already hardened from years of drippage. What will break it up?

There's layers building.

There's also a big white pussy cream stain on my black couch from a girl who came over a month ago.

With all of this, I figured that friction from normal use would just loosen up the stains. I guess there is more semen amassing on the floor than the friction required to break it up.

Are there any special cleaners to handle this?

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Removing cum stains - Kickb - 12-02-2013

Sounds likes your negligence will require something a bit stronger.

I recommend Scrubbin Bubbles



They will srcub the stains out for you.

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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 11:45 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Sounds likes your negligence will require something a bit stronger.

I recommend Scrubbin Bubbles



They will srcub the stains out for you.

Even out of synthetic office carpeting material?

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Removing cum stains - Kickb - 12-02-2013

Especially out of synthetic office carpeting materials.

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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 12:06 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Especially out of synthetic office carpeting materials.

Is it toxic like bleach?

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Removing cum stains - Kickb - 12-02-2013

No, man its just bubbles that are designed to scrub.

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Removing cum stains - MHaes - 12-02-2013

soup you seem really concerned about not fucking up a carpet that you have already jizzed all over.

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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 12:22 PM)MHaes Wrote:  

soup you seem really concerned about not fucking up a carpet that you have already jizzed all over.

Nah- I know that it's messed up already. I'm doing damage control here.

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Removing cum stains - Kickb - 12-02-2013

Alternatively, you could call your leasing office and request a carpet cleaning. Just let them know what you have done and it should get taken care of.

You might even get them to do it for free!

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Removing cum stains - lskdfjldsf - 12-02-2013

Reminds me of the signs they used to put near our dorm showers telling dudes not to jerk off in the shower because it clogs the drains. No joke, it wrecks carpets and plumbing.

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Removing cum stains - Handsome Creepy Eel - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 12:42 PM)Blick Mang Wrote:  

Reminds me of the signs they used to put near our dorm showers telling dudes not to jerk off in the shower because it clogs the drains. No joke, it wrecks carpets and plumbing.

It does? What are we, aliens?

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Removing cum stains - soup - 12-02-2013

Quote: (12-02-2013 12:58 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote: (12-02-2013 12:42 PM)Blick Mang Wrote:  

Reminds me of the signs they used to put near our dorm showers telling dudes not to jerk off in the shower because it clogs the drains. No joke, it wrecks carpets and plumbing.

It does? What are we, aliens?

This stuff is like light version of fiberglass when it hardens. I think prisoners make shivs out of hardened semen.

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Removing cum stains - Days of Broken Arrows - 12-02-2013

I'd direct you to the ultimate expert for this but, unfortunately, she's said to be a very private person these days:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/23/now-...r-privacy/

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Removing cum stains - Remington - 12-02-2013

Try Scotchgard, they even have a Stain Prevention & Removal Guide.

http://www.scotchgard.com/wps/portal/3M/...tainGuide/

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Removing cum stains - Aer - 12-02-2013

Baking Soda and Apple Cider Vinegar.

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Removing cum stains - Dusty - 12-02-2013

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