Small Penis Contest..in Denmark -
Sourcecode - 10-15-2012
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/12...62514.html
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It's the little things that matter.
At least that's the case in a Denmark-based competition that is offering an iPhone to the man with the smallest penis.
...lol Denmark
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xsplat - 10-15-2012
The whole purpose of buying a status symbol like an Iphone is to attract women. It's a type of big-dick display to whip one out.
I have a difficult time imagining hetero men deliberately handicapping themselves on the sexual market by winning this prise.
All I ever use my phone for is voice and text. Any other function it has is related to status.
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Parlay44 - 10-15-2012
Quote: (10-15-2012 04:31 PM)xsplat Wrote:
All I ever use my phone for is voice and text. Any other function it has is related to status.
I've gotten laid by jailbreaking a girl's iPhone
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Aliblahba - 10-15-2012
Hey Neil, how's that new iphone working out for ya?
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soup - 10-15-2012
Just another contest that I'd lose.
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teh_skeeze - 10-15-2012
I think
this guy should show up and troll the competition.
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azulsombra - 10-16-2012
They should also do a tightest pussy contest....it's only fair. It probably wouldn't be held in Europe though, I'm guessing Asia.
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Deluge - 10-16-2012
Quote: (10-15-2012 04:31 PM)xsplat Wrote:
The whole purpose of buying a status symbol like an Iphone is to attract women. It's a type of big-dick display to whip one out.
They're way way too common to have any status like that. I reckon they're actually more popular with chicks then guys too.
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Hotwheels - 10-16-2012
Quote: (10-15-2012 04:31 PM)xsplat Wrote:
All I ever use my phone for is voice and text. Any other function it has is related to status.
Maybe in your case.
As I'm currently using mine as a wireless hotspot to read the forum (and pull broads online) in Bumfuck Illinois, while sitting in my truck, I disagree with such a blanket statement.
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Parlay44 - 10-16-2012
I mostly agree with the status symbol thing. Problem is all the models of iPhones look the same.
So girls are buying up the cheapo used 16gb ones for $99 or less and thinking their shit don't stink.
A new iPhone 5 looks exactly like a 2 year old refurbed iPhone 4.
There has to be some visible difference to leverage status.
This is how I show status with my iPhone