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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Paracelsus - 05-30-2017

FINALLY A QUESTIONABLE THREAD RESURRECTION I CAN GET BEHIND!

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Conscious Pirate - 05-30-2017

Quote: (05-30-2017 02:16 AM)Jean Valjean Wrote:  

Quote: (11-15-2014 11:54 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

This story is clearly fake but for the record, you can get black eyes from being hit in the back of the head

That's true; the one time I got a black eye was when I was walking down a stairwell in middle school and this guy I'd been arguing with suddenly pushed me from behind. My face must have hit one of the stairs or the banister or something. (He got out of trouble by telling the principal, "I tripped over my shoelace and put my hands out to catch myself and he just happened to be right in front of me.")

You still got hit in the face, not the back of your head.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - PharaohRa - 05-30-2017

I've heard much about this Little Dark. Is he like Chuck Norris, only better?

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - fokker - 05-30-2017

^ You don't know Little Dark? Here's the story.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Paracelsus - 05-30-2017

Quote: (05-30-2017 08:46 PM)PharaohRa Wrote:  

I've heard much about this Little Dark. Is he like Chuck Norris, only better?

Put it this way, and this is the story as I've heard it, so it may or may not have some inaccuracies to it:

Chuck Norris once challenged Little Dark to a knife fight. Little Dark swung with his knife once. Chuck Norris said "Ha! Missed!" Little Dark said "Nod your head."

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Conscious Pirate - 05-30-2017

That's bullshit Para. He told Norris to 'go home'.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - The Beast1 - 05-30-2017

When I go to sleep tonight, I sleep easy knowing that Little Dark is watching over all of us.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - IvanDrago - 05-30-2017

Me, every time I see this thread bumped.

Quote: (05-30-2017 08:49 PM)fokker Wrote:  

^ You don't know Little Dark? Here's the story.

Hahahaa, I had no idea that wiki existed. Props to whomever put that together. It warms my heart to see my gif and quote on something that funny.

You do realize though, someone could stumble upon that years down the road in the year of our Lord 5000 ALD and start a Little Dark religion. We need to ensure that happens and get the sacred text preserved in the event the internet ever ceases to be.

I have a plan. To everyone reading this all over the world, print that wiki page out, roll it up and stick it in a short piece of PVC plumbing tube. Then get some PVC cement and a couple PVC end caps and seal it shut.

Something like this but end caps on both sides http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how...e-capsule/

Etch the letters LD on it and bury it somewhere, or even just throw it in the trash.

5000 years from now when humanity excavates our ruins and finds thousands of these identical sacred artifacts scattered throughout the world, the greatness of Little Dark will finally be realized and the world will worship him as God of Gods as us enlightened few do now. A new era of peace and prosperity will encircle the globe, thrust like a tidal wave from the loins of our Lord and savior Little Dark.

We will look down from Valhalla and smile at the mess we have created.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - stugatz - 05-30-2017

Oh no, it's this thread again. Every time I find it, I have to tell myself to not read all fourteen pages...

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Oz. - 05-31-2017

Is it Little Dark appreciation day all over again?

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - YoungBlade - 05-31-2017

Guys, I think I found him:

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - polar - 05-31-2017

I thought he was taller.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Conscious Pirate - 10-01-2017

Little Dark on vacation in Sydney, perhaps?

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These are the shocking scenes that confronted horrified diners at Darling Harbour when thirty men began brawling near their tables last night.

Police were forced to call for back-up to break up the wild scenes on the Promenade, eventually arresting five of the brawlers.

Officers were called to a licensed premises on Darling Drive just after 7pm,
responding to a callout over a fight between four men.

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But when they arrived at the entertainment precinct, they found up to 30 people brawling and trading blows.

Five men were arrested and taken to Day Street Police Station.

Two men received minor injuries as a result of the brawl.

A 27-year-old man was charged with assault (x2) and behave in an offensive manner in public place.

His antics play out in real life like they did on the forum.

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All the men were also issued with Long Term Banning Notices for The Darling Harbour Precinct.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Cane Toad - 10-06-2017

I heard Little Dark got bitten by a king cobra...but after several days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Chris Brown - 10-06-2017

^Im stealing that one.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - RoastBeefCurtains4Me - 10-06-2017

There used to be a street named after Little Dark, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Little Dark and lives.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Beyond Borders - 10-06-2017

Quote: (10-06-2017 04:13 AM)Cane Toad Wrote:  

I heard Little Dark got bitten by a king cobra...but after several days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Wasn't that one from a Dos Equis commercial?

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - The Beast1 - 10-06-2017

What happens when Little Dark meets Chuck Norris?

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - realologist - 10-06-2017

Quote: (10-06-2017 06:36 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

What happens when Little Dark meets Chuck Norris?

They fist bumped and the phenomenon known as the "big bang" occurred.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - YoungBlade - 10-07-2017

Quote: (10-06-2017 06:21 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Quote: (10-06-2017 04:13 AM)Cane Toad Wrote:  

I heard Little Dark got bitten by a king cobra...but after several days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Wasn't that one from a Dos Equis commercial?

Dos Equis commercials are just a documentary of Little Dark's life.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Horus - 10-07-2017

Quote: (10-06-2017 07:21 PM)realologist Wrote:  

Quote: (10-06-2017 06:36 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

What happens when Little Dark meets Chuck Norris?

They fist bumped and the phenomenon known as the "big bang" occurred.

Actually, after they fist bumped, Chuck Norris ceased to exist. But in the process, Little Dark's fist moved several times the speed of light so that he traveled back in time and knocked Amelia Earhart out of the sky over the Pacific Ocean. This little known fact is currently being covered up by the deep state and the globalists.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - realologist - 10-07-2017

Quote: (10-07-2017 12:38 PM)Horus Wrote:  

Quote: (10-06-2017 07:21 PM)realologist Wrote:  

Quote: (10-06-2017 06:36 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

What happens when Little Dark meets Chuck Norris?

They fist bumped and the phenomenon known as the "big bang" occurred.

Actually, after they fist bumped, Chuck Norris ceased to exist. But in the process, Little Dark's fist moved several times the speed of light so that he traveled back in time and knocked Amelia Earhart out of the sky over the Pacific Ocean. This little known fact is currently being covered up by the deep state and the globalists.

How did they find pieces of Amelia Earhart's plane then? If it was truly hit by little dark it would have instantly turned to dust.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Conscious Pirate - 10-07-2017

^ They didn’t. This is Little Dark we’re talking about here.

Ask the natives of the region. They speak of “an immutable force that struck the sky penis”.

We can conclude the obvious.

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - Svoboda - 10-07-2017

Am I the only one that believes Little Dark's story actually happened?

Does that make a fundamentalist?

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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club - PapayaTapper - 10-07-2017

^No....orthodox Darkyist

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