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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - BIGINJAPAN - 09-07-2012

   

Nothing like a needy a banker.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - user10726 - 09-08-2012

Quote:Quote:

Bret
yeah its a sign you should i think

Girl
ok when

Bret
now

Girl
ok you come round

Bret
no you come here

Girl
im free tuesday

Bret
why not now

Girl
cause
its late

Girl
do me

Bret
tuesday

Girl
na would you?

Bret
why wouldnt i

Girl
dunno jus weird ennit

Bret
how come?

Girl
cause we dont even talk
or are classed as mates

Bret
whys that matter

Girl
why doesn't it?

Bret
can still have casual sex

Girl
wanna?

Bret
if you book a hotel

Girl
;/
you know that wont happen

Bret
im classy i need to be treated classy

Girl
no you need to treat me classy

Bret
why do i?

Girl
cause
idk
ur gettin me

Bret
we'd be favouring eachother

Girl
true
you not been getting much lately?

Bret
hmmm so so, you?

Girl
well
i could get it whenever i want tbh
i just choose not to

Bret
easy for girls

Girl
probably
you got any girls in your life?

Bret
jus you bby

Girl
hmmm

Bret
(:

Girl
you dont love meee

Bret
have a heart anyways

Girl
lol
so tuesday yeh?

Bret
saturday/sunday morning
going out saturday i'll go back to yours

Girl
what next week?

Bret
next one coming

Girl
aw wait till i get my new bedroom

Bret
nope!

Girl
why not?!

Bret
cause i want to this saturday (:

Girl
you want to what

Bret
go to yours

Girl
haha
but my bedroom is too small

Bret
too small for what

Girl
for two people to fit in

Bret
liar

Girl
it is!
but my new one wont be

Bret
if I show up saturday and we physically both cant fit in your bedroom, i'll believe you

Girl
but then it'll be too late

Bret
we'll go downstairs

Girl
mm?

Bret
we'll go downstairs if we dont fit in your bedroom (:

Girl
all night?

Bret
yah why not

Girl
haha
why dont we go to yours?

Bret
i'm homeless

Girl
ur not

Bret
i am

Girl
where r u now then?

Bret
ermmmmm outside

Girl
my house?

Bret
nah im not ****

Girl
come to mine now?

Bret
naw im in bed relaxed

Girl
haha
i'll come yours sat then

Bret
i'm comin back to yours sat!
goin party first
then will go yours

Girl
woi am i invited to this party?

Bret
unsure

Girl
so why cant we go back to yours?!

Bret
i'm in the middle of decorating

Girl
well tbf
im not allowed guys to stop over
so
hotel it is!

Bret
find me a nice one then

Girl
haha
or
we could
wait till my sisters moved out, and i get her room
then
we have no sister
and big room

Bret
whens that happening

Girl
should be soon
and i'll buy us a nice bottle of champers

Bret
or jager

Girl
mmm yeah

Not text, but facebook chat

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - R Smoov - 09-08-2012

last night. The bitch i made out with gave me the wrong number!

Me: Did you have fun? *my name
Unkown: Sorry who?
Me: *my name* from *party*
Unknown: Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Me: This isn't the *girl i made out with*'s #?
Me: My bad if it aint
Unknown: Sorry I'm not *girls name*

p.s. how do you screencap with android phones?

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Lucky - 09-09-2012

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - rationalize_this - 09-10-2012

K: When are we meeting up????

Me: Wednesday

K: What time?

Me : Working late this week, probably 9:30.

k: What do you want to do ?
K: You want to do dinner? -

Me: Drinks

kinner

Me: i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before

K: So forget about it and erase my number

Me: Haha you asked me to hang out! Deleted

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Veloce - 09-10-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 02:12 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

K: When are we meeting up????

Me: Wednesday

K: What time?

Me : Working late this week, probably 9:30.

k: What do you want to do ?
K: You want to do dinner? -

Me: Drinks

kinner

Me: i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before

K: So forget about it and erase my number

Me: Haha you asked me to hang out! Deleted

While I can appreciate you putting your foot down like that, it's not gonna get you laid. I'd suggest:

Her: Dinner

You: Great. Your treat. I haven't had lobster in a while

Her: No lol hahaha you take ME out

You: *radio silence*

Her: Hellooo?

You: *45 minutes later* hey I feel like bourbon I'll be at XYZ bar at 9:30

Her: What about dinner?

You: *radio silence*

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Giovonny - 09-10-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 03:08 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

Quote: (09-10-2012 02:12 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

K: When are we meeting up????

Me: Wednesday

K: What time?

Me : Working late this week, probably 9:30.

k: What do you want to do ?
K: You want to do dinner? -

Me: Drinks

kinner

Me: i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before

K: So forget about it and erase my number

Me: Haha you asked me to hang out! Deleted

While I can appreciate you putting your foot down like that, it's not gonna get you laid. I'd suggest:

Her: Dinner

You: Great. Your treat. I haven't had lobster in a while

Her: No lol hahaha you take ME out

You: *radio silence*

Her: Hellooo?

You: *45 minutes later* hey I feel like bourbon I'll be at XYZ bar at 9:30

Her: What about dinner?

You: *radio silence*

"rationalize_this" said..

i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before.

I respect you for being real with her but I think this is too honest. Girls don't want honesty, they don't want reality. They want some emotionally engaging cartoonish version of it that will get their juices flowing. Thats more fun for them. The clear, honest truth is boring and painful. Better to play games with them as thedude3737 has suggested.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Prowl - 09-10-2012

Fuck man I just had this one on Saturday night. I don't know what to make of this.

So on Seddit (Seduction Reddit), there's been a restart text going around that sounds something like "You seem hard to pin down, I'm just going to let this be, maybe I'll see you out sometime". This is used on girls who are flaking for what seems like good reasons but who seem to be genuinely into you (i.e. fast text returns, writing a lot, smilies, etc).

So this girl from 2 weeks ago is the perfect test case for this. I met her for 15 minutes when we were drunk, she was babysitting a friend, and she writes novels to me over text when I write almost nothing. She seems interested in meeting up but some bullshit always happens and she can't, but it's these long drawn out explanations.

So here's the exchange from Saturday:




Me: Youre a hard one to pin down XX, I think I'll leave this one be. Maybe I'll see you out sometime.

Her: The house next to mine collapsed on top of my house. My room broke in two. We had half an hour to get the valuables out and now we're in a hotel until we find a new place. Half my stuff stayed in there, I could not get them out. It's like a scary movie.

Her: So that's why I'm not talking right now. We'll talk soon.

Me: Holy shit I definitely didnt expect to hear that, thats terrible. Let me know if you need anything and I hope it all works out.

Her: It sounds like a joke right? I'm in shock and I can't stop crying. I'll talk to you soon.




So what the fuck? That's crazy. It seems way too elaborate to be bullshit, wouldn't she just ignore me? I barely met this girl and so I'm not hung up on her, but she's fucking sexy and I want to get her out if I can. My inclination is to give it a few days and just be like "hey how are things working out?" mid-week, maybe tomorrow night.

Thoughts?

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Menace - 09-10-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 04:40 PM)Prowl Wrote:  

Her: The house next to mine collapsed on top of my house. My room broke in two. We had half an hour to get the valuables out and now we're in a hotel until we find a new place. Half my stuff stayed in there, I could not get them out. It's like a scary movie.

Thoughts?

I call BS. I don't see how a SFH can collapse on top of another neighboring house. Or is she saying an apartment building somehow toppled over onto her home? Shit like this just does not happen unless there is some crazy external force like a hurricane. Was there a hurricane recently where you live? Why the time limit? Was this on the news? It seems like it is very newsworthy for local news or in a newspaper.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - user10726 - 09-10-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 04:40 PM)Prowl Wrote:  

So what the fuck? That's crazy. It seems way too elaborate to be bullshit, wouldn't she just ignore me? I barely met this girl and so I'm not hung up on her, but she's fucking sexy and I want to get her out if I can. My inclination is to give it a few days and just be like "hey how are things working out?" mid-week, maybe tomorrow night.
Thoughts?

My advice to that would be to not underestimate how much people will lie for the attention. Her story could be genuine, but I very much assume it's highly exaggerated. Then again if she wasn't interested in meeting up at all, she simply wouldn't come up with excuses and would straight up ignore you.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - rationalize_this - 09-10-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 03:34 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Quote: (09-10-2012 03:08 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

Quote: (09-10-2012 02:12 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

K: When are we meeting up????

Me: Wednesday

K: What time?

Me : Working late this week, probably 9:30.

k: What do you want to do ?
K: You want to do dinner? -

Me: Drinks

kinner

Me: i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before

K: So forget about it and erase my number

Me: Haha you asked me to hang out! Deleted

While I can appreciate you putting your foot down like that, it's not gonna get you laid. I'd suggest:

Her: Dinner

You: Great. Your treat. I haven't had lobster in a while

Her: No lol hahaha you take ME out

You: *radio silence*

Her: Hellooo?

You: *45 minutes later* hey I feel like bourbon I'll be at XYZ bar at 9:30

Her: What about dinner?

You: *radio silence*

"rationalize_this" said..

i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before.

I respect you for being real with her but I think this is too honest. Girls don't want honesty, they don't want reality. They want some emotionally engaging cartoonish version of it that will get their juices flowing. Thats more fun for them. The clear, honest truth is boring and painful. Better to play games with them as thedude3737 has suggested.

I have plenty of other girls blowing up my phone that are more than content to get drinks with me, one even offered to take ME out to dinner. This chick flaked on me before, and is now trying to milk a free meal out of me. Its pretty clear. Why else would she respond with "dinner" again? I was suited up when i met her, she lives in kendall, she's trying to pull the provider shit on me. And the delayed radio silence response doesn't work on her i've not responded to her shit for days at a time before, even when she asked me to hang out last minute last week. I was pretty content this was a lost cause at this point, so fuck her, number deleted. Probably hear from her in a week or two, or even better, see her out when I'm out with another chick.

I can definitely see the lobster line working, in fact, i like it alot, just not on these miami whores.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Prowl - 09-10-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 04:57 PM)Menace Wrote:  

[quote='Prowl' pid='265958' dateline='1347313222']I call BS. I don't see how a SFH can collapse on top of another neighboring house. Or is she saying an apartment building somehow toppled over onto her home? Shit like this just does not happen unless there is some crazy external force like a hurricane. Was there a hurricane recently where you live? Why the time limit? Was this on the news? It seems like it is very newsworthy for local news or in a newspaper.

Well, it's one of those shitty DC rowhouses, so it is feasible that one of them would collapse on another one. There was a big storm this past weekend that caused a lot of damage.

It just seems so elaborate, why make shit like this up? I mean maybe for attention, but the only attention she got was one text.

Not trying to talk myself into it, just seems bizarre.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Duke Castile - 09-10-2012

Prowl - That is complete bullshit. That's one of those girls that you need to steer clear of because even if you do fuck her she's going to say you raped her later on.

RationalizeThis - Well played. If this were one of a few girls you were talking to I would use Dude and Gio's advice but when you have girls that can step in and replace these chicks who has time for it? It's economics at that point.

The only thing I'll say is you COULD have probably gotten her to meet for just drinks if you were a little more playful and dangled that carrot in front of her face a little more.

I like to think of this one guy who used to reverse those Nigerian internet scams where they say they need money for some pitiful reason and only need a 100 dollars or whatever, this guy would write back something like "I'm a very good Christian and I'm infirm and can't drive. My Daughter won't let me go to the bank because I want to donate all of my money to charitable causes like yours. If you can send me cab fare I'll go to the bank and have them wire you the money immediately, I only need 18 dollars to get there and then I'll just take out enough to pay for the cab back to my home" These fucking Nigerians would actually fall for it. Amazing.

Point is, scam her back.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - soup - 09-11-2012

Quote: (09-10-2012 03:08 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

Quote: (09-10-2012 02:12 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

K: When are we meeting up????

Me: Wednesday

K: What time?

Me : Working late this week, probably 9:30.

k: What do you want to do ?
K: You want to do dinner? -

Me: Drinks

kinner

Me: i don't take girls im not dating to dinner, especially ones that have flaked before

K: So forget about it and erase my number

Me: Haha you asked me to hang out! Deleted

While I can appreciate you putting your foot down like that, it's not gonna get you laid. I'd suggest:

Her: Dinner

You: Great. Your treat. I haven't had lobster in a while

Her: No lol hahaha you take ME out

You: *radio silence*

Her: Hellooo?

You: *45 minutes later* hey I feel like bourbon I'll be at XYZ bar at 9:30

Her: What about dinner?

You: *radio silence*

You have to remember that when you are texting one girl you are actually in a dialogue with the entirety of women.

When a girl says something you don't like, then ignore her text one of your other girls.

They can sense all this shit because they have a hive mind.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - rationalize_this - 09-11-2012

Disarming Resistance/ Dealing with Flakes 101: This is why I didn't give the other time of day

Me: You are a tease

H: I'm the owrst, I know, I'm sorry.

Me: You have some making up to do

H: I definitely owe you hahah

H: I accidentally got drunk

Me: You might have even gotten brunch if you were lucky, but now you're going to have to cook me breakfast

H:Ohhhh is that so?
H: It usually takes me awhile to bust out my cooking skills lol
H: wouldn't want you to fall madly in love too quickly

Me: Hard to do without your presence

H: I know, i know
H: But I feel like I donn't know anything about you lol
H: Do you have facebook?

Me: no, deleted it

H: Yeah I'm about to do the same thing----> (LMFAO yeah right)
H: when are you free sir?

Me :Thursday night

H: What do you want to do

Me: Come over like 9, we'll have a drink or two, check out the view, then go out

H: Alright, Sounds good. and for real this time haha

Me: i'll believe it when I see it

H:

H: So Thursday?

Me: Yes, and if you're luck you might even get an introductory kiss on the cheek.

H: Such a gentleman

Me: Except behind closed doors

H: ohhh is that so
H: I'm essentially going to a strangers house tomorrow, don't make me bring my taser hahah (HAMSTER SPINNING)

Me: Tasers, handcuffs, cop outfit, bring it all. A little early for halloween though...

H: hahah
H: you gotta earn those boyy
H: and its a school girl outfit FYI

(She's hit me up to go out tonight but I have a date with a brazilian girl so I told her to wait till thurs)

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - FretDancer - 09-11-2012

^ I like this, really good. Keep us posted if you manage to get the bang for that one. Might even consider doing more restart texts with witty style instead of just calling quits.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Lucky - 09-16-2012

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - FretDancer - 09-16-2012

^ Hahahah that is just golden.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Anon-A-Moose - 09-17-2012

Texting to restart conv. a week later with an 8.5 with very high IOI. I hate text game.

Me: Hey
K: Who is this?
Me: Moose
>10 minutes later<
K: Where did I meet you?
>40 minutes later<
Me: Uh...the cafeteria? (know she's met a billion people here) I'm insulted
>3 seconds later<
K: Oh right! Moose!! I"m sorry I'm bad with names.
>3 seconds later<
K: What u up to? u wann hang out?
>2 hours later<
Me: nm Hit u up weds

Found out later she'd driven 30 minutes to school to see me. too bad I'd already left. Oh well!
El Mechanico was right, being a dick is fun.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - alphaspiraton - 09-17-2012

Quote: (09-16-2012 03:54 AM)Lucky Wrote:  

I dont understand. It seems like she wanted your dick. U did good at ignoring the boyfriend at first but why would u let it hold u back.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Samseau - 09-17-2012

I don't get it either.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Bacchus - 09-17-2012

I brought home a girl from a bar a week ago. She got up and left when I started escalating because she had a boyfriend. Here's the text exchange that led to the bang.

A week ago:

Me: Hey [girl] its [me] how are you?

Girl: Hey I'm good how r u?

Me: Yeah me too want to hang out?

Girl: I do want to hang out but I think I should finalize things with my boyfriend first

Girl: I'm sorry was that confusing?

Me: No i got it tell me when you're free

Girl: OK

Yesterday:

Girl: Do you still want to see me?

Me: I do

Girl: I'm in [your neighborhood] right now I can stop by for a little bit?

Me: Yeah sure

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - el mechanico - 09-17-2012

Quote: (09-17-2012 08:47 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

I don't get it either.

Itchy trigger finger. Lucky, relax.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - Blaze Frazier - 09-18-2012

Quote: (09-17-2012 07:13 PM)Anon-A-Moose Wrote:  

Texting to restart conv. a week later with an 8.5 with very high IOI. I hate text game.

Me: Hey
K: Who is this?
Me: Moose
>10 minutes later<
K: Where did I meet you?
>40 minutes later<
Me: Uh...the cafeteria? (know she's met a billion people here) I'm insulted
>3 seconds later<
K: Oh right! Moose!! I"m sorry I'm bad with names.
>3 seconds later<
K: What u up to? u wann hang out?
>2 hours later<
Me: nm Hit u up weds

Found out later she'd driven 30 minutes to school to see me. too bad I'd already left. Oh well!
El Mechanico was right, being a dick is fun.

That was an easy lay if you wanted it.

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Memorable text message exchanges with girls - germanico - 09-18-2012

Quote: (08-26-2012 07:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

This dude is super tidy dressed and clean cut but on the boat he says the tackier the better. Not just graphics and neon colors but super shitty neon and colors. I apply that into my text.

Might work both ways. While texting, I tend to be super formal and proper. Chicks dig it.

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