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Outer Space Game: The Mars One Bitches
09-27-2013, 06:51 PM
I've said it before, I can't wait to see the first "Earth's Orbit" Data Sheet....that might even happen within 10 years.
I should add that to my goals list.
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09-27-2013, 07:12 PM
I'd bang all of them no question.
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Outer Space Game: The Mars One Bitches
09-27-2013, 07:24 PM
Quote: (09-27-2013 06:25 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Look at it this way: no sausage fests or iPhones (or condoms) on Mars! How many forum members can claim a Mars flag?
Man I can't stand to be in a car more than 3 hours with a chick. 6 months to Mars? They'll be some dead bitches floating out in space.
I've fucked some blondes that were real space cadets. Does that count as a Mars flag?
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09-28-2013, 10:49 PM
It will be interesting to see what traits they prioritize in potential colonists.
If you're trying to start a permanent Mars colony, the people living there have to be willing to have sex with each other. So, if you select an ugly chick with a PhD in rocket science, you'll have your technical problems covered, but the species might die out from lack of reproduction.
I wonder what it's like to bust a nut in low/zero gravity.
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02-17-2015, 09:54 AM
If you read the scientific and mathematical "accomplishments" these so-called geeks are proud of, it is the most pathetic collection of pseudo-achievements in the world. Writing macros? Preparing labs for students? My cat can do all that.
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02-17-2015, 09:56 AM
I don't know what these women think is going to happen if they get selected to go on such a "trip". In the past, at least a boat to the new world meant the air, soil, and water was somewhat similar to what you'd find in Europe. Mars is an entirely different beast with an unbreathable atmosphere, way less gravity, and hell there isn't even an ionosphere to protect from solar radiation. How will the human body adapt in such an environment?
The whole Mars One experiment is just that, an experiment where most of the first generation will probably die off due to unforeseen problems.
Secondly I doubt any of them would be willing to do the hard work like don a space suit and weld steal together to build a new greenhouse, let alone have any of the prerequisite feminine skills to take off an ounce of misery that the men who will be doing the real work will have to face.
Most of the good looking ones would die off pretty quickly.
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02-17-2015, 10:13 AM
Quote: (02-17-2015 09:54 AM)Menace Wrote:
If you read the scientific and mathematical "accomplishments" these so-called geeks are proud of, it is the most pathetic collection of pseudo-achievements in the world. Writing macros? Preparing labs for students? My cat can do all that.
You have a cat?
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02-17-2015, 10:20 AM
Hot chicks should not apply or be discouraged from applying.
Then again I can't imagine why a hot chicks would apply to go to mars anyways.
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02-17-2015, 11:07 AM
Are you kidding me? She put on like 30 pounds after her entrance video was accepted.
Women can't even apply to live on a different planet without treating the situation like an LTR
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02-17-2015, 11:29 AM
They'll all die, most scientists think this mission is basically euthanasia.
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02-17-2015, 12:32 PM
As males are probably the only ones doing any real work up there, they should have casted some prostitutes or porn stars for the females.
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02-17-2015, 02:19 PM
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02-17-2015, 03:04 PM
I'd say India's plan to troll Mars will be more successful than the attempt of a bunch of attention-whoring American 4's.
India preparing to troll Mars
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