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Chicks that size... I work with a ton of them (pun intended) and see lots more on the streets. Either there is a huge epidemic of glandular issues in the Mexican-American population, or they eat too damn much.

Oh weight, errrr, wait... Look at what they ordered.

It's too bad their feelings were hurt, and he shouldn't have typed it in. BUUUUUUUT, they're fat and need to lose weight. Maybe this will give them a reason to lose it. But I doubt it...

There seems to be a rash of this going on now, where servers are either writing or typing insults on the bill. If they want to talk shit and chuckle about customers in the back, fine, but putting this kind of thing on the bill of someone that's helping to pay your salary is stupid. The person responsible should be fired.

It's not like he wrote "Fat Nasty Bitches." His descriptor was both accurate and neutral. They can't act like they didn't know they were fat until they read it on the receipt.

The best part is that the manager tried to bribe them with food, which almost worked except he low-balled them.

How is that any different than if they would had put "blonde girls" or "tall guys"?

I wonder if he'd be ok if he put BBWs instead. After all, that is how these fat cows seem to refer to themselves these days.

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:27 PM)assman Wrote:  

I wonder if he'd be ok if he put BBWs instead. After all, that is how these fat cows seem to refer to themselves these days.

Or better yet "thick girls". They should had did a backhanded compliment and put "healthy girls".

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:30 PM)NYJ Wrote:  

Or better yet "thick girls". They should had did a backhanded compliment and put "healthy girls".

Or ironic, like "skinny girls."

I wonder if they would have spoken up there.

I cant decide whether the server is ballsy or just stupid for putting that on a receipt. While I do believe some sort of reprimand is justifiable due to him hurting the reputation of the establishment I like the fact he called out a fatty.

I think "JEFF" is ballsy and deserves some props.

Frankly, only calling these tanks "fat" is euphemistic--almost flattering. They're well past fat at this point.

   

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:47 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Frankly, only calling these tanks "fat" is euphemistic--almost flattering. They're well past fat at this point.

I can't believe those 3 fat bitches only spent $22 at a restaurant. They were probably snacking before they got there.

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:47 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Frankly, only calling these tanks "fat" is euphemistic--almost flattering. They're well past fat at this point.

Oof. The one on the left has defensive linemen arms.

I bet the one sitting on the far side of the table sucks a mean dick though....

lol thats like 1000 lbs between them. on a side note I can imagine that they could give amazing head

Fat chicks give THE BEST HEAD EVER!!! I've never had an enthusiastic BJ from a skinny chick.They do give head don't get me wrong but it's NOTHING like head from a fatty.It's like fat girls worship the dick.They fucking lovingly hold and caress the dick.Shits amazing...I think Im gonna go chase some chubby RIGHT NOW!!!

I'd let the one I mentioned earlier blow me. I'll admit it.

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:00 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

There seems to be a rash of this going on now, where servers are either writing or typing insults on the bill. If they want to talk shit and chuckle about customers in the back, fine, but putting this kind of thing on the bill of someone that's helping to pay your salary is stupid. The person responsible should be fired.

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:37 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

I cant decide whether the server is ballsy or just stupid for putting that on a receipt. While I do believe some sort of reprimand is justifiable due to him hurting the reputation of the establishment I like the fact he called out a fatty.

They aren't actually typing it out on the bill. When they enter the order, it is under an identifier. Usually that would be the table number but with bartenders and some other computer systems it allows you to type in the person's name, what they're wearing, physical attributes (in this case), etc. to help them remember. So he'll have checks for "Joe" which shows two beers, "Hat Guy" who had an appetizer, "Couple" who ordered a bottle of Cabernet, "Ladies" who were drank 6 martinis, or whatever. This helps him remember who ordered what and also with people knowing where to run food. When the check is printed, the table number or in this case the text identifier is printed on the check.

So basically these guys are dumb as hell for not paying attention but they're not consciously typing out "fat girls" or whatever with the intention of these people seeing. They just put it in to help them remember and maybe get a laugh out of the person running their food then forget it actually shows up on the check.

Too bad the manager's a pussy. Can't he call the police on them for non-payment of bill?

He'd have my support, but it might be hard to get other customers, because Stockton is so full of fatties (fatties there have reached critical mass, you could say).

Quote: (12-09-2012 04:53 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:00 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

There seems to be a rash of this going on now, where servers are either writing or typing insults on the bill. If they want to talk shit and chuckle about customers in the back, fine, but putting this kind of thing on the bill of someone that's helping to pay your salary is stupid. The person responsible should be fired.

Quote: (12-09-2012 02:37 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

I cant decide whether the server is ballsy or just stupid for putting that on a receipt. While I do believe some sort of reprimand is justifiable due to him hurting the reputation of the establishment I like the fact he called out a fatty.

They aren't actually typing it out on the bill. When they enter the order, it is under an identifier. Usually that would be the table number but with bartenders and some other computer systems it allows you to type in the person's name, what they're wearing, physical attributes (in this case), etc. to help them remember. So he'll have checks for "Joe" which shows two beers, "Hat Guy" who had an appetizer, "Couple" who ordered a bottle of Cabernet, "Ladies" who were drank 6 martinis, or whatever. This helps him remember who ordered what and also with people knowing where to run food. When the check is printed, the table number or in this case the text identifier is printed on the check.

So basically these guys are dumb as hell for not paying attention but they're not consciously typing out "fat girls" or whatever with the intention of these people seeing. They just put it in to help them remember and maybe get a laugh out of the person running their food then forget it actually shows up on the check.

I understand that they didn't literally type it onto the check, but they did enter or type that identifier at some point, and the register printed it out. A copy always goes to the customer, so it's there for them to see, and they knew it would. In other stories like this, slurs or insults were handwritten on checks also.

Quote: (12-09-2012 04:26 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  

Fat chicks give THE BEST HEAD EVER!!! I've never had an enthusiastic BJ from a skinny chick.They do give head don't get me wrong but it's NOTHING like head from a fatty.It's like fat girls worship the dick.They fucking lovingly hold and caress the dick.Shits amazing...I think Im gonna go chase some chubby RIGHT NOW!!!

It's not that they worship dick. It's all a lot of dudes allow them to do, so they become good at it for that reason. If they suck a dude off right, maybe he'll reward them by fucking them.

Quote: (12-09-2012 04:28 PM)CMan0928 Wrote:  

I'd let the one I mentioned earlier blow me. I'll admit it.

I would rather be sentenced to a year of only jerking off to porn rather than let any one of those land whales near my cock. The sight of them is not only a boner killer, they make me sick to my stomach and make me feel the deepest loathing towards mankind.

Quote: (12-09-2012 05:29 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I would rather be sentenced to a year of only jerking off to porn rather than let any one of those land whales near my cock. The sight of them is not only a boner killer, they make me sick to my stomach and make me feel the deepest loathing towards mankind.

You don't like them LA Latinas man?

Quote: (12-09-2012 05:25 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Quote: (12-09-2012 04:28 PM)CMan0928 Wrote:  

I'd let the one I mentioned earlier blow me. I'll admit it.

Haha you heard me right.