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Boyfriend squirted partner with brown sauce when she refused to stop reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

A man has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey - by squirting brown sauce at her face.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9389109/...-Grey.html

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Miss Harris said: "Mr Hodgson thought that the book was pornographic, and that she should not read such literature.
"The argument continued into the following day, with the two exchanging text messages."

That conversation, which included some discussion of private family issues, left Hodgson feeling angry.

Mrs Harris said: "He went to her home at 7pm on June 26 and took with him a bottle of brown sauce.

"She answered the door and the argument continued.
"She went to close the door and he jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."

He slapped her and then squirted her in the face with sauce? Sounds a little bit suspect to me.

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The judge also imposed a 6pm to 8am curfew for the next six weeks and a six-month community order

I mean honestly? A curfew and a six month community order for squirting ketchup in some bitch's face?

Imagine if the tables were turned, a guy would get laughed out of court. 'He deserved it' and all that bullshit.

Sounds like a bit of a dweeb to get upset by a book but nonetheless it demonstrates that the West is out of control. Pack your bags gentlemen.

The most disturbing part of this is that the ketchup is brown there. Pack your bags gentleman.

Quote: (07-10-2012 01:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

The most disturbing part of this is that the ketchup is brown there. Pack your bags gentleman.

El Mechanico you have much to learn about the English ways. Brown sauce is an alternative to Ketchup, usually have with English breakfast.

Quote: (07-10-2012 02:06 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

Quote: (07-10-2012 01:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

The most disturbing part of this is that the ketchup is brown there. Pack your bags gentleman.

El Mechanico you have much to learn about the English ways. Brown sauce is an alternative to Ketchup, usually have with English breakfast.

It sounds gross I'm picturing A-1 sauce on scrambled eggs and over oatmeal. No wonder the women there gobble cock down like nobody's business

Quote: (07-10-2012 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (07-10-2012 02:06 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

Quote: (07-10-2012 01:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

The most disturbing part of this is that the ketchup is brown there. Pack your bags gentleman.

El Mechanico you have much to learn about the English ways. Brown sauce is an alternative to Ketchup, usually have with English breakfast.

It sounds gross I'm picturing A-1 sauce on scrambled eggs and over oatmeal. No wonder the women there gobble cock down like nobody's business

Back in the day she'd be burned at the stake for being in possession for such pornography.

Although, if the guy's getting intimidated by the book then he's a fucking pussy. If I was with a girl that was super into that book then I'd bring it down on her ass with the furor of Zeus. She's getting wet from reading it? Great, green light for me to fulfill those fantasies of hers, see how much she really likes my belt buckle on her ass and getting choked out.

The most horrifying thing is that a grown man would have an "argument over text messages".

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"The argument continued into the following day, with the two exchanging text messages."

This weeks sign that the apocalypse is coming.

It's called HP Sauce and it's on a par with marmite or Worcester sauce as things that you have to be born in England to be into.

G nailed it: an argument via text message? Oxymoron. Dude is clearly a colossal pussy, dating an ugly girl, and very threatened by her 'cheating' on him by reading what is essentially Twilight with sex toys.

Quote: (07-10-2012 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

... I'm picturing A-1 sauce...

Here's a picture.



If you ever in the center of London, near Regent's Park, go to a restaurant called "The Honest Sausage". Their Bacon Rolls are legendary with HP Sauce.

Wald

I've got some "honest sausage" for the UK coming up soon with a side order of Florida white cream sauce that they can order 24 hours a day.

That HP shit is A1 steak sauce! I dip my fries (chips) in it at the Britt pub down the road it's the same crap and not a breakfast food. On another note neither should hot sauce be but it seems more normal for some reason.

I'm really wanting the UK now. The more it grosses me out the more I want to go there just like that girl you meet and the first thing you think is NO WAY am I attracted to or going to fuck her but a few hours later..........

G you are right, text messages are incriminating as heck. I'll make sure never ever to argue/say something potentially offensive or incriminating via text.

Quote: (07-10-2012 11:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've got some "honest sausage" for the UK coming up soon with a side order of Florida white cream sauce that they can order 24 hours a day.

That HP shit is A1 steak sauce! I dip my fries (chips) in it at the Britt pub down the road it's the same crap and not a breakfast food. On another note neither should hot sauce be but it seems more normal for some reason.

I'm really wanting the UK now. The more it grosses me out the more I want to go there just like that girl you meet and the first thing you think is NO WAY am I attracted to or going to fuck her but a few hours later..........

I think it tastes more like standard BBQ sauce than A1 steak sauce. But the sauce does grow on you. Also a lot of Brits like dipping their fries in mayo.

Am i the only one who saw this thread and read "Squirting girlfriend"?

What so ironic about the whole thing is that she was reading a book about degradation, bondage and being dominated by men.

"Mr Dodds said: "He lost his temper and went round to her home armed with a bottle of brown sauce, which he should never have done."

Whoa watch out! he's ARMED with 60 calories!!!!

What's next, hamster: "he gave me an angry look", Judge: sentences him to 3 weeks of wearing sunglasses.

Quote: (07-10-2012 11:15 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

Quote: (07-10-2012 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

... I'm picturing A-1 sauce...

Here's a picture.



If you ever in the center of London, near Regent's Park, go to a restaurant called "The Honest Sausage". Their Bacon Rolls are legendary with HP Sauce.

Wald

I actually like that stuff.

I ate it as a kid on trips to Northern Ireland and England with my Dad.

Kind of making me hungry.

Quote: (07-11-2012 04:53 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  

What so ironic about the whole thing is that she was reading a book about degradation, bondage and being dominated by men.

True, but a woman wants to be mastered in a different kind of way. That guy was putting her on his level and acting like a child. They want the man to be higher, always a step of head of them, and in control- domination cold, and total. If a woman gets to you, than cut her lose and get another one. Don't be a little bitch and get into a fight over text etc.

This sauce is kinda disgusting and tasty at the same time. Just like Marmite or Vegemite.

I thought this thread was going to be about a guy ejaculating on his girlfriend's face.